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Posted on 19th Oct at 7:44 PM, with 19 notes
beefyinbklyn:

Sexy as fuck in those socks! WOOF!
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beefyinbklyn:

Sexy as fuck in those socks! WOOF!

Posted on 19th Oct at 7:41 PM, with 440,753 notes

flums:

If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me)

Posted on 19th Oct at 7:38 PM, with 501,199 notes

notquiteshakespeare:

truelladeville:

theblogchoseme:

truelladeville:

I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go

I was in a Toy Story play.

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And I loved it.

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You’re an inspiration to us all

please explain how this was your lowest point

Posted on 19th Oct at 7:34 PM, with 216,948 notes

im still exhausted from beating all the other sperms

Posted on 16th Oct at 4:20 PM, with 456,393 notes

hypergamy:

rickymartinofficial:

221bbarricade:

favabean05:

staticdiplomat:

pickyourheartupoffthefloor:

the-goddamazon:

lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

I’ve always wanted to do this. I hope they all went out for ice cream later too.

i want an update on this

FUCKING AMAZING

FORCED TO FLEE WITH HIS NAN

Charlie Fisher was met by the girls shouting “liar, liar” as he walked out of arrivals.

A cheating boyfriend got his comeuppance when he touched down in the UK following a holiday – and walked straight into his three girlfriends.

Charlie Fisher, 20, had barely set foot on English soil at Luton Airport when he heard someone shouting ‘liar, liar’ – and saw the three girls he had been seeing being each other’s backs marching towards him.

Becky Connery, 17, said she planned the (not so) welcome party after finding out her love rat boyfriend had been texting a girl behind her back.

‘He came out and froze,’ she told The Sun.

The girls found each other through text and Facebook and hatched the plan (Picture: Lizzie Leeland-Cunningham)

‘We started calling him a cheat and a liar really loudly. He didn’t have anything to say.’

After seeing the message, Becky got in touch with the 20-year-old girl – who does not want to be identified – and together, the pair found a third girl through Facebook, Lizzie Leeland-Cunningham.

‘I just wanted to see his face when all three of us were in the same place,’ Lizzie, 19, told The Sun.

Becky later said that after confronting her cheating ex, he ‘ran to his nana’.

Charlie, from Hertfordshire, would invent friends and lie about family commitments in order to juggle the three girls, according to reports.

http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/16/rumbled-cheating-boyfriends-three-girlfriends-confront-him-together-at-airport-4870812/

holy fuck

this got so much better HAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted on 16th Oct at 1:34 PM, with 1,139 notes
no-wifi:

My dash did a thing… needless to say I spat my drink over my screen
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no-wifi:

My dash did a thing… needless to say I spat my drink over my screen

Posted on 16th Oct at 1:33 PM, with 67,349 notes

hauntrickstump:

spangefucker:

meatbicyclevevo:

somebody once told me the world was gonna

end on december 21, 2012. i bought all of this fucking pasta as a way to celebrate the end of the world and now i’m $10,000 in debt and i have pasta everywhere in my house

i ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed

Posted on 16th Oct at 1:32 PM, with 93,671 notes
"Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first."
Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)
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